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Broken Pixels: Spider-Man 3

It would be cliche to say that Spider-Man 3 was the game that broke the camel's back were it not for the fact that Crispin Boyer, Shane Bettenhausen, and Seanbaby are now paraplegic husks of their former selves after playing an entire season's worth of anguish-inducing games. We're powering down the Telefunk and wringing out our beer-soaked couch this week in preparation for Broken Pixels' final episode of the season, and what better game to bring us home than one based on a movie that turned an entire generation of fanboys flaccid.

Watch the gang resort to twelve-year-old quips as they equate Spider-Man's web slingers to every phallic device imaginable in this week's episode. Afterwards, relax, because we're taking a few weeks off to lick our wounds and check Crispin into rehab as we gear up for the next season of Broken Pixels, which will kick off on January 6, 2009.

If turkey and bunt-cake can't fill that gaping hole in your heart, remember to visit BrokenPixels.1up.com for some yuletide dismay.