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How to Get a Quarter Out of a Car CD Player

Step 1:
I actually haven't a clue of how to do this, so look, if you really need the quarter just give me your address and I will send you a shiny new quarter. just kidding, proceed to step 2!

Step 2:
Another ehow article on this subject said to use "a stick, some tape, and a magnet". to that I said "Only use this method if you want to make a modern art master piece called 'sticky tape magnet stick stuck in worthless cd player' - Quarters don't stick to magnets- too much copper and zinc and a silver coating." I must apologize to that author, I thought he was a bonehead irresponsibly giving out erroneous info, but as it turns out, all you need IS a stick, tape and a magnet: [Oh, you'll also need three hickory farm smokey summer sausages]1. Tape a note on the fridge telling your girlfriend you love her, to live her life well if you should never return and sorry about stealing all the sausages. 2. Skewer the sausages on the stick 3. Driver your car (yes, the one with the quarter in the cd player with the quarter in it) to the nearest auto-wrecking yard- relax, your car will be fine! 4. throw the sausage stick to the dogs. 5. get the big crane with the giant electro magnet on it 6.Use the giant magnet to pick up your car til the quarter falls out.

Step 3:
Take the screw driver, put the gum on on the end, stick it in your mouth. Chew the gum- it may help you think of a way to get a new car with a quarterless cd player. This is also a rare glimpse of a dying little cultural tradition in Whatchaslabognia, my homeland. The Whatchaslabognia gum chewing ceremony. [spell check is very confused about that word]

Step 4:
Take the gum to the herb market in Kingston Jamaica, stick it on your nose and wait.After you can no longer stand the teasing that you're getting, take the gum to St Agnes beach and set it on a clam shell. Soon two iggi ubi flies will land on it and start mating. Get this on video and slap it on the internet, marketing it to the iggi umi fly sex fetish people, make millions of dollars and buy and new car with a quarter-free cd player .

Step 5:
but if you still want the dang quarter mash up the flies, mix with 1 part Strawbery juice, 15 marshmellows, and 1/2 cup of mayonaise. drink it up. It doesn't do anything but its: funny for the people watching (and me) Now mix up another batch and give it to the woman at the far SE corner of the herb market. She'll hand you a bottle of shrinking potion.

Step 6:
Go to the gym, do some weight lifting, get buff- coins are heavy to 1 inch tall people. Climb and get the quarter. Oh yeah, did you remember to take your cat out of the car first? Oops. It also might have been a good idea to ask a friend to let you out of the car when you were done. oops oopsWell hindsight is 20/20, whle we're thinking about it we should have got the growing potion too. oops oops oops

Step 7:
If that didn't work :buy a The 1933 Saint-Gaudens Gold Double Eagle dollar coin Put it in the cd player...trust me, Your cd player will be so appreciative, it will gladly give you your quarter back.

Step 8:
option 7?: one word. Chainsaw

Step 9:
option 8 put the explosives in the car, push the car off the cliff. recover the car and car your explosives insurance company and tell them you lost your explosives off a cliff. When they pay you the standard lost explosives settlement take the car to the stereo installation store and have them take out the quarter for $30.